Heels land tumblr1/14/2024 And the shape makes it Victoria’s Secret. The flowers make it pretty, the black makes it modern. Victoria’s Secret Dream Angels Demi Bra $48įlirty and fun. It’s a sexy sports bra, like you’re wearing nothing at all. Especially in my favorite color of the moment, mustard. I wish I could wear stuff like this, but for smaller chests, these are perfect. Honeydew intimates flower lace bralette $32.00Ĭute and dainty. It’s a bandeau for girls with real boobs. Can be worn with anything, especially when you’re wearing something see-thru or with an opening that reveals some bra. So in conclusion, wear a bra, or stay in bed. But for all the rest of us, what the fuck were you thinking? You think by wearing a huge push-up and suffocating your boobs that you’re saying “Hey, look at me, I’m sexy!” But you’re really saying “I have no fashion taste! I have low self-esteem! This is the seventh outfit I tried on tonight, and I shop at Charlotte Russe… in the sale section.” Gross. What bothers me is the push up bra peeking up over your too-tight corseted animal-print vomit you have on. It doesn’t even bother me when you wear a see-thru (but not mesh) shirt with a classic bra underneath. Now I know bandeaus are trendy right now, and those don’t bother me. But a stage outfit is different that real life. Thanks to pop singers and hookers, people seem to think it’s okay for their bras to show.It makes you look thinner, taller, and sexier when you’re wearing the right size. If you’re older, more self-conscious, or just want a more personal experience, try a more well-rounded (no pun intended) store, like Intimacy or Soma Intimates. If you’re younger, more trendy, more comfortable, go to Victoria’s Secret, where everyone’s hot and young. If you are embarrassed, then try a lingerie store over a department and find one that fits you the best. So go to a lingerie store or department and ask someone for help. It’s hard to know what your real size is because women get a little insane when it comes to trying on any clothes, especially when it’s something that often defines one’s femininity. It is really important to try the bras on in person. I have bras in about 3 different cup sizes and band widths that all fit me perfectly. There are so many different shapes and sizes and functions. And because of that, they are hard to fit. I don’t care what your excuse it, just wear a bra. If you like the feeling of being free of constraint, wear something light and lacy. Really, it’s not that hard to put on a bra, and if you’re really that lazy, get a sports bra or something without clasps. Even if you have small breasts, nipples have their own mind, and I don’t need to see it. I usually wear sports bras because the less movement and attention to that area, the better for me.ġ) Women who don’t think they need a bra. I know I just said I enjoyed not wearing one, but it’s okay when you, too, are sick wearing an oversized tee and not planning on seeing another human being for awhile.īras really aren’t that bad and they are in fact more comfortable for us larger-chested women to hold the babies in, and keep them in their place. They are giant benign tumors of fat attached to our chest to attract the opposite sex. Whatever you want to call them, they are confusing. Which leads me to another fashion faux-pas that forces me to tilt my head at a 30 degree angle and raise one eyebrow: women who don’t wear bras.īoobs. I have been enjoying wearing pajamas all day, and of course no bra. Fashion is about a show, and a feeling but no one can appreciate my fashion while I’m coughing up a lung and bed-ridden with a Chihuahua licking my face. Which means all fashion is out of the question.
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